Several months ago I did a blog post entitled, "Does Sin Makes You Stupid?". Interestingly, I've been thinking about that blog post over the past couple of days. And then I heard through the grapevine a true story that corroborates my theory that sin does make you stupid.
In order to tell the story I'm going to make up a word. I'm going to call the male equivalent of floozy a floozer. It just seems like -er is a good masculine suffix. :-)
The story goes something like this: A floozer -- who left his wife and kids for the floozy with whom he is traveling -- and his floozy are traveling together and stop at a motel to spend the night. The floozy leaves her purse in the car, and if that were not bad enough, the purse contains a loaded handgun. And to top it off, the floozer leaves the car unlocked.
If John McEnroe is reading this I'm sure he is saying, "You cannot be serious!" :-)
Well, it doesn't take an Einstein to figure out what happened next. Especially knowing that motel parking lots to a robber are like a kid in a candy store. Yes, after practically inviting a thief to take the purse -- it was stolen.
You must know, that I could have a heyday with this story. But I'm going to let you draw your own conclusions. I wanted to insert a bunch of color commentary in the story but I tried to stick with the facts, which speak for themselves.
I can just hear Bill Engvall saying, "Here's Your Sign".
Suffice it to say -- Sin really does make you stupid!
That's my two cents.
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