Monday, May 2, 2016

New Word

You may recall that a while ago I created a new word -- floozer.  Which is the male equivalent of floozy.

Well, I have once again created a new word.  The word is -- floozationship.  Now I will define it for you.

floozationship --noun; /ˈflo͞oz/āSH(ə)nˌSHip/
  • a relationship between two people (i.e.a floozer and floozy) based upon breaking the law of chastity. 
    • "How many times must I tell you that I am in a serious floozationship?"
Floozationships are often initiated by one or both of the involved parties breaking marriage vows and leaving their family for said floozy/floozer. 

Although floozationships often begin with adultery, any serial sexual relationship where two people continually break the law of chastity can be considered a floozationship.

Floozationships are non committal, counterfeit unions based on selfishness and deceit.
"Can you see the moral schizophrenia that comes from pretending you are one, pretending you have made solemn promises before God, sharing the physical symbols and the physical intimacy of your counterfeit union but then fleeing, retreating, severing all such other aspects of what was meant to be a total obligation?" -- Jeffrey R. Holland, October 1998
Even if floozationships eventually result in marriage, the chance of the resultant marriage ending in divorce is much higher than marriages that didn't begin as floozationships.

Because floozationships are based on selfishness and sin, as a rule, they don't usually last more than a few years at best.

Interestingly, those involved in floozationships generally deceive themselves into thinking that they are in a real committed relationship when in fact it is nothing but a counterfeit, plastic, fake usually short-lived union.

Floozationships are unfortunately increasing at a dramatic rate.  Look for floozationship in your urban dictionary in the near future.

That's my two cents.

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